[THANKS FOR NOT SHOVING HIM INTO THE LAVA. To be honest, he's pretty surprised he isn't shoved away, regardless of whether it's into the lava or just into the opposite wall or something. When Lan Wangji starts to relax, it fills his chest with a warmth he can't say is entirely because of the charm, and a strange sort of longing that he promptly shoves into a box and refuses to examine closely.

He has other and more important things to focus on, anyway. Like BEING A SHIT. He's absolutely just being a barnacle at Lan Wangji's side now, even being so BOLD as to rub his cheek against his shoulder.]

You're the best! Have I told you that lately? You really are, you know. I'd have died of hypothermia by now, haha - what a stupid way to go.

[NOT AS STUPID AS HIS OTHER DEATHS.]