[God please no a petulant Lan Wangji is one of the most fun to heckle... Actually all Lan Wangjis are the most fun to heckle BUT LOOK.
What a prickly reaction, though... What a prickly guy! He sighs, curling his fingers into the crook of Lan Wangji's elbow to give his arm a petulant tug or three. He is absolutely pouting. What a goblin-like creature. Just throw him into the lava goddamn.]
Aiyo, Lan Zhan - why don't you ever look at me when we're talking unless you're trying to kill or scold me? Is my handsome face too much for you? Come on, don't talk to the wall. I'm much more interesting!
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What a prickly reaction, though... What a prickly guy! He sighs, curling his fingers into the crook of Lan Wangji's elbow to give his arm a petulant tug or three. He is absolutely pouting. What a goblin-like creature. Just throw him into the lava goddamn.]
Aiyo, Lan Zhan - why don't you ever look at me when we're talking unless you're trying to kill or scold me? Is my handsome face too much for you? Come on, don't talk to the wall. I'm much more interesting!