[RANDY YOUR PLOT....... THEY TALKED PLOT FOR 2 DAMN SECONDS IN THIS ENTIRE CURSED THREAD AND GOT LITERALLY NOTHING DONE and now Wei Wuxian's already gently biting his finger and staring up with them big ol' eyes so they're fucking goners.]

How soon do you need to start looking? Can it wait a little while...? Just a little - I'll only ask for a crumb of the esteemed Hanguang-jun's time. Won't you spare me another kiss, good sir? Two more, if you're feeling generous. Can I ask that of you?

[Peppering this fool's palm and fingers with kisses and little teeny bites between words, he is TERRIBLE.]