[LAN WANGJI SENDS DESSERTS TOO SOMETIMES GOSH but yeah it's mostly health food, fuckin rip. These kids will eat their carrots and they'll enjoy it, damn it.
ALSO PLEASE DON'T FEED THE FERRET SPICY SAUCE YOU'LL KILL HIM!! GOD.
Lan Wangji doesn't chase him away, though; he gives him Looks every time he catches him sneaking bites, but he doesn't actually do anything about it. He has a good sense of Wei Wuxian's presence, so there's not much risk of them crashing into each other and making a mess, but he keeps an eye on him anyway, and thus doesn't jump when Wei Wuxian invades his space again. Instead, he glances over, with one of those barely-there smiles.
It's a nice thought. He wants to say he wouldn't mind cooking for them every day--but he's probably overbearing enough with all his deliveries as it is, so he just lets himself daydream about it for a minute.
Loathe as he is to let Wei Wuxian move away from him--]
Call Benedict to serve.
[Because if they stick around down here for dinner, then Wei Wuxian's just going to have to keep up his Everything Is Fine demeanor for even longer, which is contrary to what he wants. He's not actually here for the kids, today, and as much as he loves them, they aren't going to help right now.]
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ALSO PLEASE DON'T FEED THE FERRET SPICY SAUCE YOU'LL KILL HIM!! GOD.
Lan Wangji doesn't chase him away, though; he gives him Looks every time he catches him sneaking bites, but he doesn't actually do anything about it. He has a good sense of Wei Wuxian's presence, so there's not much risk of them crashing into each other and making a mess, but he keeps an eye on him anyway, and thus doesn't jump when Wei Wuxian invades his space again. Instead, he glances over, with one of those barely-there smiles.
It's a nice thought. He wants to say he wouldn't mind cooking for them every day--but he's probably overbearing enough with all his deliveries as it is, so he just lets himself daydream about it for a minute.
Loathe as he is to let Wei Wuxian move away from him--]
Call Benedict to serve.
[Because if they stick around down here for dinner, then Wei Wuxian's just going to have to keep up his Everything Is Fine demeanor for even longer, which is contrary to what he wants. He's not actually here for the kids, today, and as much as he loves them, they aren't going to help right now.]